I found new trick to DIET!!!! Yeaahh baby yeaahh!!!

It’s been a long time I did not watch any pornographic videos. Hmmmm… 3months probably??? Hahahaahahahaa!!!!! Today my day was not so lucky. My scooter broke down early this morning. So, I have to stay home for the rest of 24 hours before my housemate, Lan return my car back. Lan borrowed my car yesterday for 2 days coz he wanted to go to Johor Bharu visit his fiancée.

I watched TV but nothing capture my interest to watch the TV. So I decided to surf the internet and finally I surfed something nice to read or in other word, ‘TO WATCH’… How did I came across to this website, I’m not sure. It’s redtube.com…. Wahahahaahhahahaa!!!!!

Just imagine, I spent almost ½ of my day watched this AMAZING website. I didn’t take my breakfast, my lunch and my dinner.. I just keep on repeating Krista Allen’s videos all days rather than other videos ….What a desperate person….. Finally I realized it’s already 11 pm…… My stomach is like yelling at me “Weiii dude, enough loooo with the porn, get something to eat!!!!”

Ok ok!!!!!!! I went downstairs from my apartment, went to nearby food stall and get something to entertain my tummy… I went to a burger stall, and the seller is ……damn…. very very veryyyyyyy HOT CHICK…. And suddenly, I imagined the girl was Krista Allen….

My di*k suddenly ‘woke up’…. Ahhhhh… c’mon!!!!! Not at this time….. The worse part was, I wore beachwear short without wearing any underwear…. Damn!!!!!!! And the short don’t have any pocket…. You know what I mean…

You know what I did to cool down myself???? I jumped….. Because there’s no seat to sit and there’s no any space to hide my “tuuuuutttt”….. People nearby me, stare at me and….. arrrrrrrhhhhhh… I DON’T GIVE A DAMN!!!!!!!!! Whatever!!!!

We can exercise at any time right???? Right ?????????? AM I RIGHT!!!!????

Hopefully, those people assumed me as an active person who always jogging and exercising at any time…. HOPEFULLY!!!!!

Done buy my burger, then, I went back to my apartment… what I did???? I didn’t eat the burger…. Again, I continued watch the porn…

PEACE!!!!!!! Long live REDTUBE!!!!


-botaq

Waaaaaaahhhh!!!!!!!

Hari guwe betoi2 happy laaaa... minggu lepas guwe belajar ngn kawan guwe dari Pakistan tentang buat duit ngn google adsense... sembang2 ngn beliau kat Facebook tentang tricks and tips pasal google adsense.

Lepas je guwe sembang ngn dia pasal tricks tu, guwe pun follow la tricks camne dia buat tu.... memang betul2 terkejut la guwe...

Guwe takde la nak bangga camne pn... maybe ada orang lain yg punya adsense reach $100 sehari... tapi utk orang2 mcm guwe yang tak pernah tau pasal adsense ni, guwe agak terkejut laaa ngn kejutan duit adsense yg guwe dapat...

Dah 3 hari guwe apply method mamat pakistan ni.. Sehari guwe dapat, dalam $4.00...... kire ok laaaa tu.... kalau convert kan ke duit malaysia, hampir rm15.00 tu sehari guwe dapat... sape nk kasi??? huhuhuhuhhuhuhuhuh....

So kengkawan guwe yg disayangi sekalian, meh laa jemput datang tgk kat blog baru guwe kat http://learnadsensetricks.blogspot.com

Kalau ada sesiapa nk join geng2 pakistan punya team adsense, boleh kontek guwe gak kat email guwe aizwan_ali@yahoo.com (ni bukan ym id ye)

Pas ni, guwe nk simpan duit nk belajar ilmu adsense lagi ngn kawan guwe Ridzuan Riche ......fuh fuh fuuhhhh!!!! mintak2 laaa dapat teknik baru lagi... yahooooooooo!!!!!!

Kpd sesiapa yang ada adsense, n nak join team Pakistan Adsense team, INGAT!!!! KONTEK GUWE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SALAM!!!!

-botaq

Puuuhhh!!!! Puuuhhhh!!!! Kasi Jampi Skeetttt

Teruskan mengundi!!!!!!! Yaaaaa undi!!!!!!!!!! Asalkan ada je lagu kitorang kuar kat mana2 celah radio, internet or majalah mana2, korang tlg vote or kerap2 kan la request lagu kitorang yeeee… kitorang pn tak tau apa kedudukan lagu kitorang skng… Tak follow up…

Ni yang paling terbaru (tak baru sangat la) ,kami dapat info dari kawan kitorang kat Penang pasal lagu Kisah Cinta Nasi Lemak kat Mutiara FM. Radio kat Penang…. Kedudukan terkini tak tau lagi…. Jgn la kuar carta……. Puuuhhh!!! Puhhh!!!! AMIN!!!!!!

KEPUTUSAN CARTA HITZ MUTIARA SIRI 38 (11/10/09)

1 . INSAN TERHINA - KHALIFAH (MINGGU 2)

2 . KISAH CINTA NASI LEMAK - LYDIAS DIERY

3 . CITRA MANUSIA - AZHARY

4 . MASIH JELAS - HAFIZ

5 . SELAGI ADA RINDU - PAK LONG

6 . CINTA JASMIN - AZMIR ARIF

7 . SUDIKAH JADI KEKASIHKU - AMENG

8 . PERGI - AIZAT

9 . PUISI HAMBA - ELLA

10 . BENGANG - AKIM


PENERBIT HITZ MUTIARA